Friday, 18 October 2013

The Hetalia RP and Game Room REVIEW

This chat. This isn't going to be very long either but, I must say this now. This chat is by far my favourite Hetalia Chatzy. It isn't premium but from what I was getting from the admins they don't want it to be. Usually I would be against having a non premium room have more than 3 admins but this chat has more than 10. I like all of the Admins there they are all wonderful and they aren't usually on at the same times, the lack of drama is wonderful. Honestly I never expected much from just a game room. The idea itself isn't anything new but this room just has the perfect mix of different kinds of people to make all those repetitive party games all the more enjoyable. That chat is just like one big family, they all help each other make oc's and other things that i find really sweet. Well then, lets look at the rules shall we? 
Welcome to »The Hetalia Game and RP Room«
Here, we will play things such as truth or dare, spin the bottle, 7 minutes in heaven, and anything else along those lines.


RULES:
- If you disobey the rules you will be silenced, kicked, or banned. 
- Smut is not allowed in this room at all. Please keep it PG-13 for the sake of younger guests.
- You MUST be a Hetalia character. Nyotalia, chibis, non-murderous 2Ps and OCs are also allowed. (Unless event is going on.)
- Excessive link posting, spamming, and being off topic will get you kicked.
- Absolutely no murder or godmodding. Or irrelevant/annoying trolls.
- You must be a Hetalia character.
- If you are not going for a landmark, please make your character HUMAN. A pure and mortal HUMAN. Nobody is an exception, but all others have to be human. Some people get really upset about this issue.
- ...Over-drama. Stop it. This is a GAME ROOM.
- France does not molest or rape people; he flirts.
- Use parentheses when talking OOC.


The second rule. I haven't seen in any other chat room, I adore it more for that. I don't go into chats just to see mindless smut. I want to see good roleplays, and that's exactly what your going to get. The third rule. Adore it. Agree with it. Hetalia chats these days honestly seem to be lacking you know. The Hetalia part of it. I don't even need to talk about number 5. Number 6? Same rule twice? Well I guess people just don't follow it enough for them to need it once. Human oc's? As long as they aren't self-inserts I'm fine. The next rule. I agree, no one goes to a game room for over dramatic roleplays do they? I only have seen a few but it involved an oc throwing them self into a lake or something. The second last rule. France doesn't rape or molest anyone, thank you for putting that there. The last rule is just basic RP knowledge. 

I've honestly never loved a non-premium room this much in my life. But sadly I do not RP anymore so I have no purpose to be there. I recommend this chat 1000000 times. If you've never been in this chat go in there right now you piece of shit. I have nothing else to say. Other than wonderful roleplays and it sticking to the topic of the chat room in the first place. 

Overall rating: WHY ARE YOU READING THIS GET YOUR ASS IN THAT CHAT NOW AND KISS WHOEVER MADE IT. 


10/10

-Rylee

Thursday, 17 October 2013

Sweet lord Jesus

300 page views already? I only made this at 4pm Thank you! You lot are fucking creepy for finding this so quick but I'm not complaining

One of a kind I tell you. -Lets Crash Ata's house? Review

Wow I don't know where to start with this chat. I frankly adore it. The admin is lovely and I have very few problems with it myself. I don't exactly think this counts as a Hetalia chat but most people do seem to RP Hetalia there. I was in there earlier today and a lot for a couple months.

The design of this chat. Black. Simple black. I like that, it isn't some vomit inducing purple or something like some chats I know. The admin is what I honestly like the most. Her  Greenland OC is fucking amazing. I wish I was nearly as smart enough to make an OC that good.
 This probably won't be a very long review because I'm fuck-all tired from work.
Anyways lets look at the rules shall we?

~{ A Hetalia Roleplay Room }~

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✿ Please, no mentioning of Rape or Suicide attempts here, preferably at all. This is a very important rule, and is the one I enforce the most! 

✿ WARN BEFORE YOU POST IMAGES. People have phobias and would not like to see certain things. (Bugs especially.)

✿ Anyone is allowed here! OC's, Fem's and 2P's! We all ask that you're researched, however.

✿ Everyone here has their own opinions. If you don't like someone's ship or how they RP, please do not make a fuss over it. u w u

✿ Unless stated otherwise, the default location in the room is Ataciara's house in Qaanaaq, Greenland. There are regular weather updates and such.

✿ Smut is allowed!
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Any questions or complaints go here;
http://maid-of-kokoros.tumblr.com/ask


That emoji "u w u" It makes me want to punch a wall to feel manly again. First of all I agree with all of the rules posted. I don't think that " Ata's House" thing needs to be there but it really is up to them. Now onto the roleplaying there

 It's perfect I'm telling you now.


Everyone I've ever seen roleplay there(Except for one really stupid person) roleplayed beautifully. Even the smut was good. Do you understand how hard it is to find good smut? I rather shoot myself in the head to read most roleplays but I found myself enjoying the many I found here. The lack of drama on this chat is wonderful as well. I adore how the moderators and admin deal with problems( HetaCancer take a fucking note) But lets go on to what I don't like

So much OOC talk. That isn't a big problem but it's there. Another thing is I'm horribly confused as to who half of these people are roleplaying in the first place. 

Other than that I think it's a nice room.

OVERALL RATING: If you don't mind a small(ish), multi-fandom chatzy this is perfect for you. I recommend it. 

8.5/10 (Only giving this rating because it isn't perfect but it's good.) 


-Rylee Here visit them.

Upcoming Reviews

The Hetalia RP and Game Room.
Matrix After death
Lets Crash Atas house
Gakuen Hetalia Academy
Perfect Harmony
Spains House
The Hetalia Costume Party ( Pre-Crazy Jay)
Should The costume party be for halloween? Because what happened there was a true horror story.

Not reviewing in that order.


Dear god what? -HetaCastlePartSoixanteNerf Review( Part 1: Rules)

Lets get started. My first review, oh joy. I'm reviewing the horrible "HetaCastlePartSoixanteNerf Review" Also known as "HetaCastle" and "HetaHouse" or as most call it "HetaCancer". A room full of horrible roleplayers, terrible oc's, admins that make former president George.W Bush  look like a good leader. Lets start with the chat layout shall we?
           

        The chat layout. I've been watching this chatroom since day one. A friend of mine had linked me it when it was first made premium. The first couple days the background colour was changed from various shades of an awful purple. After a while many people complained and they changed it to a really pretty blue colour. The font they use for the rules is frankly fucking ugly as shit. Not too mention the over use of the word "Sexy". Then there are the rules. " Welcome to the Sexay »HetaCastlePartSoixanteNerf« !We have some rules!1. No spamming please!2. No one click on Ryan's links! You were warned! (A.k.a. Oklahoma )3. No complaining about him either! If you don't like him leave!No fighting out of role plays it's okay if its only in the rp!4. No suicide, self harm, or murder (murders are okay if the other person is okay with it)5. make sure to listen to the moderators and admins!7. No god modding, Mary Sues, or Gary Stus8. Do not mention the R word! Nor make jokes about it! (R word rhymes with tape)9. Smut is most definitely allowed! If anything I invite it! 10. It's okay to be 2 or more of the same character as long as we can tell who is who!11. You can be people from other worlds, so like people/objects besides hetalia! Like Soul Eater or OSCHC12. Don't force Head canons on people and don't post history walls, that's what wikipedia is for and no forcing ships.13. Just have fun! It's what we're here for!Now enter your sexy name and join us! "

..What?

Let us look at rule 2 and 3 shall we? Ryan. One of the chat admins seems to like furry porn and some other crap. Don't get me wrong I don't have anything against furries but posting porn on a chat with a bunch of minors isn't exactly okay. Also, not complaining about him? If I don't like him I do have the right to stay in the chat and roleplay as I please. I honestly think he should get over himself and understand everyone will not like him. I clearly do not. With the random clearing and abuse he throws at people also all the trigger things he posts such a rape and self harm jokes.  Rule number 7. Aha. A chat full of sue's and stu's they clearly don't seem to follow this rule. I've honestly never seen such bad OC's in one place. Most of the "OC's" aren't even Hetalia they're shitty self-inserts. The admins for example. Ivalice. Please explain to me why a world from final fantasy is in a Hetalia Room? And it's a pretty fucking bad oc too. Her admin goes by Iva and she likes to yell when she doesn't get her way like  a fucking spoiled child. I was told about her sending a girl death threats on tumblr for asking her what "ish" and "chu" meant. Mind you this persons first language was not English I do not understand why they would do such a shitty thing. Now. Rule fucking 11. Why on EARTH did you make a HETALIA chat if you aren't going to have only hetalia characters? What kind of fuck ass bullshit is that?  I didn't come there to see some graphic ass MakaxSoul I came there to roleplay nation-tans. Rule number 12. Yesterday that rule was "No history" I don't know what possesed them to change it but I'm glad they did because roleplaying Hetalia without history? Fuck no.  
That's all I have for the rules expect another review for the actual chat,admins, my general problems with it,what I like and some other things 


OVERALL RATING: Do not go. Your brain will melt this chat is shitty with shitty people and shitty roleplaying. Admins if you see this fucking change your chat from the bottom up it's horrible.  This is why 12 year old's shouldn't be admins on chats all you get is a fucking mess.


0/10

-Rylee McMillan Satans shit hole(HetaCancer)