Thursday, 17 October 2013

Dear god what? -HetaCastlePartSoixanteNerf Review( Part 1: Rules)

Lets get started. My first review, oh joy. I'm reviewing the horrible "HetaCastlePartSoixanteNerf Review" Also known as "HetaCastle" and "HetaHouse" or as most call it "HetaCancer". A room full of horrible roleplayers, terrible oc's, admins that make former president George.W Bush  look like a good leader. Lets start with the chat layout shall we?
           

        The chat layout. I've been watching this chatroom since day one. A friend of mine had linked me it when it was first made premium. The first couple days the background colour was changed from various shades of an awful purple. After a while many people complained and they changed it to a really pretty blue colour. The font they use for the rules is frankly fucking ugly as shit. Not too mention the over use of the word "Sexy". Then there are the rules. " Welcome to the Sexay »HetaCastlePartSoixanteNerf« !We have some rules!1. No spamming please!2. No one click on Ryan's links! You were warned! (A.k.a. Oklahoma )3. No complaining about him either! If you don't like him leave!No fighting out of role plays it's okay if its only in the rp!4. No suicide, self harm, or murder (murders are okay if the other person is okay with it)5. make sure to listen to the moderators and admins!7. No god modding, Mary Sues, or Gary Stus8. Do not mention the R word! Nor make jokes about it! (R word rhymes with tape)9. Smut is most definitely allowed! If anything I invite it! 10. It's okay to be 2 or more of the same character as long as we can tell who is who!11. You can be people from other worlds, so like people/objects besides hetalia! Like Soul Eater or OSCHC12. Don't force Head canons on people and don't post history walls, that's what wikipedia is for and no forcing ships.13. Just have fun! It's what we're here for!Now enter your sexy name and join us! "

..What?

Let us look at rule 2 and 3 shall we? Ryan. One of the chat admins seems to like furry porn and some other crap. Don't get me wrong I don't have anything against furries but posting porn on a chat with a bunch of minors isn't exactly okay. Also, not complaining about him? If I don't like him I do have the right to stay in the chat and roleplay as I please. I honestly think he should get over himself and understand everyone will not like him. I clearly do not. With the random clearing and abuse he throws at people also all the trigger things he posts such a rape and self harm jokes.  Rule number 7. Aha. A chat full of sue's and stu's they clearly don't seem to follow this rule. I've honestly never seen such bad OC's in one place. Most of the "OC's" aren't even Hetalia they're shitty self-inserts. The admins for example. Ivalice. Please explain to me why a world from final fantasy is in a Hetalia Room? And it's a pretty fucking bad oc too. Her admin goes by Iva and she likes to yell when she doesn't get her way like  a fucking spoiled child. I was told about her sending a girl death threats on tumblr for asking her what "ish" and "chu" meant. Mind you this persons first language was not English I do not understand why they would do such a shitty thing. Now. Rule fucking 11. Why on EARTH did you make a HETALIA chat if you aren't going to have only hetalia characters? What kind of fuck ass bullshit is that?  I didn't come there to see some graphic ass MakaxSoul I came there to roleplay nation-tans. Rule number 12. Yesterday that rule was "No history" I don't know what possesed them to change it but I'm glad they did because roleplaying Hetalia without history? Fuck no.  
That's all I have for the rules expect another review for the actual chat,admins, my general problems with it,what I like and some other things 


OVERALL RATING: Do not go. Your brain will melt this chat is shitty with shitty people and shitty roleplaying. Admins if you see this fucking change your chat from the bottom up it's horrible.  This is why 12 year old's shouldn't be admins on chats all you get is a fucking mess.


0/10

-Rylee McMillan Satans shit hole(HetaCancer)

11 comments:

  1. Bitch you obviously have no idea what your talking about the rules were set to prevent drama which with oout them happens to all of you that are reading this go to the room before basing your judgement off these lies

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    1. Heather, I would like to inform you I have been on this chat many times. I will not tell you as who but, I don't understand the petty swearing but you're probably 11. To prevent drama you say? All the admins and mods there are basically drunk ass monkeys if you didn't seem to notice. I hope that chat fails. It isn't lie its pure fact. You people said these things and so it is true. Point out one thing I wrote that hadn't happen please.

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    2. Rylee, please don't post lies

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  2. I was banned from this room because I was having trouble reading the chat with the horrid color schemes and I politely stated this, I was called an asshole and banned.. Plus, yes, several people from this chat raided another room I was in and began telling people to commit suicide for reasons unknown. (I can pull the chat long and also collected screencaps for proof of this.) this review is spot-on, HetaCastle is a terrible room and if I'm not mistaken, the Chatzy TOS clearly state that no one under the age of 13 is permitted to use Chatzy. So... yeah.

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  4. Everyone in that fucking room is just backwards. Not only are they illiterate but, they ban for stupid reasons. Me, along with about ten other users are currently banned from the room for simply existing, despite the fact we have done absolutely nothing wrong. It's ridiculous. They put a bad name on the fandom, the whole chat room is a living hell. The fact that both the administrator's parents are completely okay with their 12 year old daughters running a chat room and paying for it monthly, is clear evidence that irresponsible parenting leads to places like this coming to life. Children should not be in charge of money, authority or responsibility unless they are of a mature mindset that allows them to understand people's different points of views. It's like a dictatorship, absolutely appalling and I have no doubt that these children paying for the rooms are all from rich backgrounds and that's why they can afford to keep making this cancerous rooms. I think everyone should file a report in and report every single room they have created, because it's ridiculous. It's getting to the point in which it's worse than Costume Party and that's pretty fucking bad.

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  5. I do not quite understand why so many people are complaining, but I believe that's mainly because of myself being too open-minded. The sanity of the chat varies by the time (heh, timezones), I guess and there is the occasional roleplayer who is decent... But most of them aren't all that good...
    I am surprised about so many good RPers that I know being banned from the chat. They might go a bit overboard with that. They were merely stating what they thought and they were immediately struck down without warning- I highly doubt that is called fun.
    The chat may have its flaws, but since all the other APH chats are dying out, do we have any other choice? I mean, there are some good alternatives but nobody is hardly on... and Ivalice isn't that bad, really.
    I have never encountered any of the admins and only some of the moderators, so I cannot judge them.
    That is all I have to say. I will keep a neutral point of view in this matter.

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  6. why are you posting lies. it clear you side with ata and are not giving the chat a fair review

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    1. What? She didn't even meet with Ata before writing this.
      THE ROOM IS GENUINELY CRAPPY.
      EVERYONE IS OUT OF CHARACTER.
      EVERYONE.

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  7. Update people the new URL is http://chatzy.com/CrackTalia in case you want to go in and watch your brain rot. And, lelelel, they officially have a vendetta for anyone from Ata's House, even innocent parties, so have fun dealing with the powermongering fuckcunts that both admin and mod the room. Good luck surviving their bullshit.

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